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BLUEPRINTS

An Outline for a Screenplay (a blueprint, if you will)

by Nick Sherman & Mike Jones

Desperate to recapture his creative fire, half-washed rockstar Ray Knox vanishes mid-tour and escapes to a former one-night-stand's doorstep in smalltown Maine.

NOTTING HILL meets ABOUT A BOY
01

Little White House with a Green Door

A tour bus rocks back and forth outside a theater in Boston. Inside: Ray Knox and Erin Kelly go at it.

Midfuck, Ray desperately tries and fails to read a flowery script tattoo on Erin's rib cage. He can't figure it out and it's taken him out of rhythm completely - way more focused on the tattoo than the sex. It's something Erin might notice if she'd had sex at any point in the last 4 years.

Later, wrapped in blankets sharing a beer:

ERIN
I'm gonna- that was - but I'm gonna get outta– my ride is my friend- well my friend is my ride and – So–
RAY
I don't like your tattoo.
ERIN
Oh god, me either. I got it when I was drunk.
RAY
I mean it's completely illegible. Been trying to sound it out for the last 15 minutes.
ERIN
Yeah the artist was drunk too. Its: Life's a Garden not a Road.
RAY
Shit. Can I steal that?
ERIN
It's Vonnegut.
RAY
The guy from Blue Oyster Cult?
ERIN
You're pretty stupid, aren't you? It's kind of adorable.

She gets up. Puts on her clothes.

RAY
What's your name?
ERIN
Nobody.
RAY
Where you goin, nobody?
ERIN
Nowhere.
RAY
Can I come?
ERIN
(half-laughing) Yeah sure, if you're ever in Camden, Maine. Eton Road. Little white house with a green door.

She EXITS. But something about her lingers with Ray. He writes in his notebook. Something he hasn't done in a while. We follow Erin through the parking lot and see Ray's face on every banner outside the Arena. She hangs her head. What am I doing? She calls someone (and leaves a voicemail that we'll hear in full later on.)

ERIN
Hey, it's me… Ray Knox was fun–

SERIES OF SHOTS: Ray's life as a burning-out rock star.

Intercut with a series of one night stands who don't want to get breakfast:

- In the back of an Escalade going through Times Square. Seemingly every screen, billboard, and ad is Ray's face. A cab pulls up with his million dollar smile plastered on the roof ad. It's an ad for Lincoln. He flips himself the bird.

- Phoning it in on stage. Playing the same set for the 1000th time.

- Hot Ones hard hitting questions. Ray cries while eating Da Bomb. Sean asks a question about his mother. He covers his mic and threatens Sean.

A few weeks and a half-dozen arena shows after his fling with Erin. We land in the Tonight Show green room. Where the other guest is his ex-girlfriend. She's happily engaged to a pediatrician she met the day after she broke up with Ray.

02

Zwonitser! Zwonitser! Zwonitser!

Tonight Show scene

Ray is on Fallon promoting his autobiography "Hard Knox." He is charmingly transparent about the fact he did not write the book. Or read it. He asks Jimmy's camera guy to zoom in on the name of the ghost writer: Mark Zwonitser. Ray leads the entire audience in a Mark Zwonitser chant.

Animated scene
RAY
Please buy the book because Mark Zwonitser worked really hard on this. He's the real hero. I'm just the guy getting all the credit and most of the money.
FALLON
Feels like we should have had Mark on the show. So Ray… I know you said not to ask about music, but I gotta know man. It's been 5 years of non-stop touring. When are we getting a new record?
03

The Penthouse Panic Attack

In his Penthouse at The Pierre, Ray opens his fridge and recognizes absolutely nothing inside it. As his sister/manager GWEN leads a team meeting of Ray's STAFF (Assistants, Publicists, A&R, Security, etc)

RAY
Whose food is this? Is this my stuff?
GWEN
No don't touch that. Nothing in here is your stuff.

Sensing Ray's teetering sanity, Gwen dismisses the Staff.

RAY
I'm really glad Fallon picked me to ask the first hard hitting question of his career.
GWEN
You're a musician. He's going to ask you about music. Speaking of…
RAY
There is no album.
GWEN
That would have been nice to know before I got you The Tonight Show.
RAY
I'm trying. I'm really trying. I have 40 track 8's. Nobody likes a track 8. I need a track 2 to save my life. I'd settle for a track 5. There's always something someone likes about a track 9. But I sit down. And I write nothin' but 8's.
GWEN
People listen to singles now, not albums, so track order–
RAY
I think you're focusing on the wrong detail. I don't have it anymore, Gwen. I don't know when it left. I don't know if it's coming back. I don't even know if I want it back. I can't do this anymore.
GWEN
A lot of people's lives are a lot harder and pay a lot less than yours.
RAY
So?! That's the problem. I'm not a human being anymore. I can't write a love song because women want to fuck me before they meet me. I can't write a heartbreak song because they leave before they know me. I can't write an every-man song because I can't remember what it's like to be one. And I can't write another song about banging supermodels, you only get one!
GWEN
Everyone would trade their problems for yours.
RAY
You wanna know what's fucked up… lately, I'd take that deal. Because at least then I could write again.
GWEN
They booked the babysitter. They bought the dress. Let them escape for a couple hours.

She exits to take a call on the BALCONY. Suddenly, Ray's vision goes blurrrrrry. Ears ring. Heart thumps. He has a full-on breakdown. He spots his notebook. When Gwen returns, Ray is gone. So is the whiskey.

04

A Cab In The Woods

Penthouse scene

Sweating, panicked, Ray gets into a cab outside the hotel.

CABBIE
Where to?

Ray flips through his notebook. He lands on the page with his notes about Erin.

RAY
Camden, Maine.
CABBIE
Are you fucking high?

Ray tosses a stack of cash into the front seat.

RAY
Yes.
CABBIE
Maine it is. Never been.

The Taxi TV plays a clip of Ray on Fallon talking about why there isn't a new album. It's un-mutable.

JIMMY (ON Taxi TV)
Maybe you should get Mark Zwonitser to write a new album.

The whole crowd laughs. Ray fights back tears but they kick his ass.

The cabbie, VINNY, takes us from the chaotic city through New England. Up the moody drizzling coastline. Past the changing leaves on 1-95. A safe distance past the Boston skyline. Until a sign that welcomes: "Maine: The Way Life Should Be."

Vinny pokes Ray awake – we're here. Ray steps out of the cab, tired and road weary. Camden is tidy and inviting, full of lazy late-afternoon shadows and green lushness fully appreciated by someone freshly arrived from the concrete chaos. He breathes in the icy clean air and it goes down like cold water. Invigorated, he takes his first step... and slips hard on black ice. Yardsale. The Cabbie cackles as he drives away.

Ray walks along the coast. His LV duffel bag and Martin Guitar might as well be an 'I <3 NY' shirt. His Vans squish-squash through puddles as he trods through town. A charming colonial bay. Every single person waves hello to him, he finds this terrifying. He gets pretty tired of saying "Hi" every third step. Slowly he begins to realize no one recognizes him - this town does not care about fame.

05

The Girl with the Vonnegut Tattoo

Finally he arrives at Eton Road…

RAY
Okay, okay white house green door...

Every goddamn house is white with a green door – fuck! So he starts knocking. Every door is another smiling face and another little vignette of small town charm and oddity. He doesn't even know Erin's name.

Scene animation
RAY
Do you know where I can find a girl with a Vonnegut tattoo? It's right on her rib cage. You probably need to have seen her topless. I think it's a line from "Don't Fear the Reaper," if that helps.

REVEAL: He's talking to a 95-year-old woman, who knows exactly the tattoo he's talking about. She points him in the right direction. Finally he finds Erin, who answers her door in a bathrobe, stunned.

RAY
I was just passing through and thought I'd stop by.
ERIN
Passing through... Camden, Maine? On purpose? Don't you have a show tonight?
RAY
(lying) It got rainchecked.
ERIN
So you thought you'd come up here unannounced and I'd just drop everything to entertain you?

Ray stares at her blankly – yes. Erin pinches the bridge of her nose. A toilet flushes in the BG.

RAY
Is someone here? Oh my god, you're married. Why does this always happen to me?

We hear a child, Erin's son: LUKE (11). Erin steps outside and tells Luke she's gonna talk with her "friend." She tells Ray to stay at a hotel.

RAY
You said come visit anytime!
ERIN
I never would've said it if I knew you actually would! That's just something people say! And you thought I'd just be waiting with open arms? Or legs?
RAY
You gave me your exact address.
ERIN
I literally didn't.
RAY
Enough to find you.
ERIN
How many doors did you knock on?
RAY
I stopped counting after 23… Truth is…I had a panic attack. I needed to disappear. This was a bad idea wasn't it?
ERIN
It's… Ray, I have a kid.
RAY
Kids love me! I'm the life of the party.
ERIN
Luke hates parties. He's a very particular kid and I'm very particular about who I let into his atmosphere.

Erin explains that there is a little Inn down the road. She'll meet up with him tomorrow. Ray is clearly a little disappointed.

06

Codename: Goku

Ray walks to The Inn, dejected. He berates himself for being a fucking idiot who drove all the way here without calling or figuring out if Erin even wanted him to.

A half-charming, half-decrepit cottage-style B&B. The front desk clerk is a younger man, RISH (early 20s) who recognizes Ray and agrees to not to tell anyone he's staying there. Rish mentions how in Notting Hill, Julia Roberts' character always checked in under a cartoon codename. He dubs Ray, Codename: Goku. Ray thinks it's unnecessary: "this ain't The Plaza, and this isn't London. No one's gonna call for me." Rish checks him in under a codename anyway.

Goku animated
RISH
But if this was Notting Hill, I'd be like the fun best friend: Rhys Ifans. Holy shit, I'm Rish Ifans!
RAY
Damn it, Rish, that's– pretty good.
RISH
Take it easy, Goku.

LATER: A fully raided mini bar. Ray bawls his eyes out watching Notting Hill.

07

Erin's Errands

Erin runs through all the errands they need to get done before picking up Luke from school. Ray is internally realizing he hasn't ever run errands. He's been famous since he was 16.

Ray wonders what happened to the sexy, fun girl he met on tour. Erin expresses to Ray, that she always has to prioritize what's best for her kid over what's fun for her.

ERIN
I don't get to do fun. I do safe. That was the first time I'd been to a concert in 5 years.
RAY
This is my first time in a grocery store in 5 years. Oh fuck, Twinkies?! My chef never lets me eat these.

SERIES OF ENDEARING BLUNDERS as Ray gets to know the busy life of a single mother, who also happens to be the only breadwinner in the family. Ray asks more about Luke and Erin opens up about her son's social anxieties.

ERIN
This kid is gonna be so fine once he's 32, but the next 21 years are gonna be rough.

AT THE REGISTER: An endless parade of junk food comes down the conveyor belt at checkout. Ray empties his pockets and trifles through guitar picks, lint, extra-medium condoms, and $1,300 in crumpled up Benjamins. The cashier hands him $1,220 in change.

He notices a stack of hatchet-job gossip rags with his face on the cover - speculating about his disappearance. He buys them all and tosses them in the bin.

They continue to the Hardware Store and Pharmacy. Ray realizes how much day-to-day life he's never had to think about.

At the pharmacy, Ray gets yet another call from Gwen (he's missed dozens.) He steps out and reluctantly talks to her. She presses him: where the fuck are you?

She tells him that she had to cancel the Baltimore show and he's got Philly tonight. He explains he just needed to get away. He's fine, he lies.

GWEN
Fine. Take a day off. I'll push the Philly show. I'll put out some PR bullshit about mental health. But we've got The Garden tomorrow night. James Dolan already hates you. We cannot miss that. We can't afford to miss that.

Ray pushes back. He can afford it. She clarifies that he can't. The label will drop him, which means no new album. Black balled from ticketmaster and MSG, who own every venue in America.

To top it all off, he's spread himself thin financially. The housing market is shit and he has 7 houses.

GWEN
And I know I keep harping on this one, but why do you need a 3 million dollar wine collection?
RAY
For when I have guests.

Gwen presses Ray – what is he really getting out of this rumspringa?

GWEN
People only change when they hit rock bottom.
RAY
I've hit rock bottom lots of times.
GWEN
Exactly.

Ray agrees he won't miss The Garden. He'll be back tomorrow. (Spoiler Alert: He won't be.) She tries to get him to say where he's gone… the internet is speculating that he's in Maine. What the fucks in Maine?

Ray is upset that people even know where he is at all. Fame sucks. This is why he needed the getaway. He doesn't tell his sister about Erin. He hangs up and goes back inside like nothing's wrong in the world.

08

Heaters

As they exit their final errand, Erin and Ray pass a stranger walking their dog and smoking a cigarette. Erin rants to Ray:

ERIN
Do you know how many smell sensors dogs have? Two hundred million. They can smell a hotdog in a glove compartment three zip codes away.
RAY
Why would someone leave a hot dog in their glove compartment?

Erin keeps rolling.

ERIN
And he's out here crop-dusting him with menthols like it's 1997. To that dog, he's not just smoking — he's a walking, flaming ashtray from hell. It's like having your face duct-taped to a food court dumpster in July. It's like getting waterboarded with Axe body spray. It's like being locked in a porta-potty on the last day of Coachella. Weekend 2. Dogs deserve better, man. He could be a rescue. In a field somewhere. But no — he's out here secondhand smoking like a waitress in Goodfellas.
RAY
Why're you yelling at me? Tell him.
ERIN
I can't just tell a stranger he's being an asshole and killing his dog.

Ray yells loud enough for the whole block to hear:

RAY
Hey asshole, you're killing your dog!
ASSHOLE
What?!
RAY
Put out the heater dickhead!
ASSHOLE
Hey, are you Ray Knox?
RAY
Yeah. So?
ASSHOLE
You sucked on Fallon! It's my dog.
ERIN
Hey, fuck you!
ASSHOLE
Who the fuck are you?
RAY
This is Erin.
ASSHOLE
Can I get a selfie?
ERIN
If you put out the cigarette!
ASSHOLE
Yeah, alright.
ERIN
(drunk on power) And bum us one!

Ray nods, impressed.

09

Not For All the Feathered Skirts In Radio City

After finally speaking her mind, Erin feels invigorated.

ERIN
I should start yelling at everybody!

As they walk the MARINA toward home…

ERIN'S MOM (O.S.)
Bunny!

Erin does a double-take. We meet her PARENTS, loading up their sailboat with wine and cheese from town before heading home. It's clear they've gotten into the wine. She decides to sail the boat home since they're shitfaced – we get the feeling she does this regularly.

We see Erin's competence in manning the boat. (Possible moment where Ray falls out of the boat and he borrows a set of clothes from Erin's Dad. Maine is not for everyone.)

Erin's parents learn Ray is a singer. Erin's Mom spins a drunken tale about her past life as a dancer. As the boat glides along the coast…

ERIN'S MOM
I was a Rockette. It was everything I ever wanted when I was a little girl. And then I got it, but by then I wasn't a little girl anymore–
ERIN'S DAD
You shoulda seen her stems. Still got it.
ERIN'S MOM
–And now I just look back at that chapter and laugh. Thank god I didn't stay in New York. I never woulda met Kip.

Ray gets a glimpse into a small happy life that he's never had the chance to live. Erin's Dad tells him that they went out on their first date 47 years ago, and it feels like they're still on it.

ERIN'S MOM
I wouldn't give this up for all the feathered skirts in Radio City.
ERIN'S DAD
So, Ray – music. Tough business.

They have no idea who he is.

ERIN'S MOM
How's it been going for you?
RAY
I don't know. I'm working on some new stuff. Haven't quite figured it out. Not really sure what my voice is anymore.
ERIN'S MOM
I'm hearing mid-Atlantic.

They reach Erin's Parent's house, Erin ties a cleat hitch and helps her parents onto the dock.

ERIN'S DAD
Well, hey, I'm pullin' for ya, pal.
ERIN'S MOM
We really hope it works out.
ERIN'S DAD
And if it doesn't, my best friend Andy Ciechanowski has a construction business that's always lookin' for hands.
ERIN
We're all really rooting for you.
10

Suchin is a Flight Attendant

Ray and Erin take her parents' Subaru and drive the winding coastline back to Erin's house. Erin puts on her Spotify DJ – it's nothing but Millenial Girlie Pop. She apologizes for her "trash" taste in music. Ray dismisses the idea that any genre is better than another. She's surprised when Ray turns up the volume and joins her sing-a-long to Wannabe by Spice Girls.

RAY
You're getting at least half the lyrics wrong.
ERIN
I don't care. I'm getting the energy 100%. Here's the thing: I don't know half the lyrics to any of my favorite songs. No one does. All anybody cares about is how it makes you feel. Songs are songs. Get over yourself. I promise you, all any of us really, really, really want is a zig-a-zig-ah.

This is freeing for Ray. By the chorus, they're belting Wannabe as they wind down the coast.

RAY & ERIN
I really, really, really wanna –

RING RING. They're interrupted over Bluetooth by Erin's ex-husband, TED. He says he can't take Luke this weekend. He'll pick him up on Monday. Erin presses for a reason, but he's dodgy. Ray listens in silently, getting a glimpse of what Erin puts up with.

TED (over Bluetooth)
All I'm asking you is to be the bigger person here.
ERIN
I'm always the bigger person.
TED
And I love that about you. Look, I hate fighting about who has to watch Luke… but I'm not the one who decided to get separated.
ERIN
Yeah, you're just the one who slept with a teenage Thai hooker.
TED
Suchin is a 21-year-old flight attendant and you know that.

Ted abruptly hangs up and the music kicks back in, but Erin's mind is elsewhere.

11

The Last Babysitter on Earth

In the school parking lot, Erin brainstorms last-minute babysitter options, as kids file out the front door and find their parents.

ERIN
Maybe I'll see if Sandra's daughter is available…
RAY
I'm right here.
ERIN
...but she has soccer practice.
RAY
Would be glad to cover for her.
ERIN
My parents… Are shitfaced drunk...
RAY
I'm completely sober. And usually when I say that I'm lying.

Erin jabs Ray as the absolute worst and last option to babysit. But seeing as he's the only one available, and off the great day they've just had, she decides to break her rule and introduce Luke to a guy that won't be around very long. It's clearly a very big deal for her, and not one she's entirely comfortable with.

Luke exits the school. Ray notices him talking to a girl in his class on the way to the car. Erin tells Luke that Ray is a friend in town for the weekend and he's going to watch him while she's at work. Luke is adamant he's old enough to be on his own. Ray is determined to bond with the kid.

12

You Don't Know Jack

Luke is lost in a comic book on the couch. Ray is bored out of his mind and repeatedly tries to start conversations until eventually Ray asks about the girl from the school parking lot. Luke loses his patience and puts down the book.

LUKE
You're just here to get with my Mom.
RAY
I already did, Young Sheldon.
LUKE
Whatever dude. I'm not gonna be your friend just because you're famous. And you're not even really famous.
RAY
I'm extremely famous.
LUKE
Yeah, to old people. Like my Mom.
RAY
Old people can be famous.
LUKE
I know. Like Jack Black. He's old and famous. You're just old.
RAY
You like Jack Black?

Ray facetimes Jack Black, who immediately picks up. Ray tells Jack that his friend Luke only opens up to real celebrities so Ray needs JB to ask Luke who his crush is.

Scene animation
LUKE (to Jack Black)
Seriously. It's nothing. She's no one, JB.
JACK BLACK
I remember when I had a crush on No One. Head over heels for Nothin'.

Luke laughs so deeply it offends Ray. See, this is a celebrity.

13

Maybe It's The Coffee Thing

While treating a Newfoundland, Erin overhears or sees new information about Ray from E! News on TV. Her CO-WORKERS (among them, her best friend CLAIRE) speculate about where he is. Then fantasize about what they would do if they were him.

CO-WORKERS
If I was him, I'd be on a private island with 40 hookers– women... /// I'd just disappear to Italy and buy a vineyard.
ERIN
Maybe he wants something small…a little life. Just to come downstairs, the kids are watching cartoons, and someone you love hands you a cup of coffee.
CLAIRE
I read this article about islands in French Polynesia where there used to be these mining towns. Phosphates and stuff, real dark, blood money type shit. Anyway they closed up all the mines when white people started getting all moral and uppity about it. But now there's like no jobs. So all these beautiful villages are just impoverished. If I had Ray Knox money, I'd like to think I'd visit those communities and just… start buying up coastal real estate on the cheap. See if I can't get some of those mines up and running again. Start making real money.

Off Erin's disgusted look–

CLAIRE
Or yeah, maybe it's the coffee thing.

Erin is overwhelmed, but flattered knowing that Ray isn't doing any of those crazy things. He's just at her place babysitting her kid. A fun secret that eventually becomes an insecurity: that her little life can't possibly be enough for a rockstar.

14

The Cadillac of Jacuzzis

Erin returns and finds her house is littered with takeout from every restaurant in town. Luke is passed out on a brand new massage chair, softly humming him into the dreamworld. Ray is doing the dishes, poorly.

RAY
I did every single thing he said, how is that bad?!
ERIN
That's exactly what's bad.
RAY
He said I'm the best babysitter he's ever had.
ERIN
You've just been ordering UberEats for the last six hours?
RAY
I got you a Whopper. And fries.
ERIN
You're fucking with me.
RAY
In the oven. Keeping warm. We also got a TV and a PS5 and another TV. UberEats isn't just for Eats. You got a fun kid.
ERIN
Why is the floor wet?

CUT TO: Erin's backyard (which is now 50% Jacuzzi). They soak in the hot tub under the stars as Erin sips champagne and munches her Whopper.

ERIN
You're the best babysitter we've ever had.
RAY
By the way, Luke's got a crush on Louise Poblansky. You know anything about that?
ERIN
What the fuck? You know my friends' daughters tell them every single detail of their day. Meanwhile, I get absolutely stonewalled by this guy.
RAY
You don't want every single detail of a 12-year-old boy's day.

Ray hands her a glass of champagne.

ERIN
What's–what's happening here?
RAY
What'd you mean?

Erin takes a sip and another huge bite of her Whopper.

ERIN
(mouth full) You could have gone anywhere. You could have skipped town the second you saw I had a kid. Why me? I'm just a mom. What are you looking for?
RAY
No one really talks about what it's like to get everything you wanted by the time you're 25. I know it's a pretty unrelatable complaint. But I had this dream of a fast, exciting, rare life. And I thought I'd be chasing that dream for a long time, but I caught it really, really, really quickly. And it wasn't what I hoped it would be. And because I'm stupid, I decided the solution to that was to go faster and faster and chase it harder and harder.

Erin listens intently, tries to minimize the iconic crunch of a Burger King pickle.

RAY
I used to feel magic. And fire. A mystique…that's been stretched so thin it's fucking transparent. I've been living the same way a long time and it's just gotten so big…and the shine, so dull. And I'm beginning to realize if nothing changes, nothing changes. So I guess I'm looking for…I don't know…
ERIN
A little life.

Ray nods and drinks straight from a bottle of champagne – correct.

ERIN
…as long as there's champagne and a jacuzzi involved.

LATER INSIDE: Dripping wet tip toeing like high schoolers sneaking back in after curfew.

ERIN
Did you get towels?
RAY
Let me see if UberEats is still open.

Ray follows Erin upstairs and they dry off in her bedroom. We feel the pull between them. She invites him to stay the night. As tempting as it is, he goes back to The Inn, for reasons perhaps even unknown to Ray. We stay with Erin for a moment. Smiles to herself. This might be something.

ERIN
(yells downstairs) Luke, wake up and go to bed!

LATER: Back at The Inn, Ray gets to his room and looks at his guitar in the corner. A crackle of flame.

15

Paparazzi

The NEXT MORNING, a motorcycle pulls up to The Inn. A man approaches Rish at the desk.. The paparazzi found Ray!

PAPARAZZO
You seen Ray Knox?
RISH
We can't give out information on guests.
PAPARAZZO
So he is here?

Rish stares blankly. The Pap slides a few hundred bucks across the desk.

RISH
He was, but just passing through on his way up to Bar Harbor.
PAPARAZZO
You know where he's staying?

Rish stares blankly. More money.

RISH
Blue Bird Inn. There's a ferry that runs twice a day. Then take a dirt road. Not wide enough for cars. It's a carless island. It looks totally abandoned from the shore. He said that's why he picked it. So don't be fooled. If you don't see him at first, you're in the right place. He's out there. Annoying some other upstanding hotel manager.

The Paparazzo nods. Hops on his bike and leaves town. Ray comes downstairs. Rish says he enjoyed Ray's playing last night. Lots of noise complaints from other guests but he told them to shove it.

The town (mostly Rish) is protecting Ray even if he doesn't realize it.

16

The Ethics of Modern Dating

Our trio drives to Luke's Speech & Debate competition. A familiar, family-like shot.

RAY
So are you gonna ask Louise out?
ERIN
And why haven't I ever heard of her?

Luke looks out the window and opens up about his crush, something he's never done in front of his mom.

LUKE
Because you wouldn't get it. It's guy stuff.
ERIN
Girls is guy stuff? Feels 50/50 at least.
LUKE
I've decided to not ask her out. You don't mix debate with pleasure. And as Team Captain, I have an unfair power dynamic over her. This isn't one of your Hollywood sex parties, Raymond.
ERIN
Hun, that's really sweet of you, but you should talk to girls. Girls like when boys talk to them. Let them know how you feel, and if they aren't into it, they'll let you know. Don't reject yourself before they have a chance to— that came out wrong.
LUKE
You're outta your element, Mom. If you truly respect women, it's important to never hit on them, ever, in any circumstance or any situation except an online dating app where there is an understood consent to be hit on. But I am not old enough for such apps and neither is Louise. So my plan is to wait until we're both 18 and hope that we live within each other's match radius and that the algorithm will show me her profile. Then I'll tell her she's hot AF and ask if she'd like to get coffee.
RAY
Jesus Christ pal, you gotta get off the internet.

LATER AT SCHOOL: In the back rows of the audience at Luke's Speech and Debate tournament, MOMS grill Erin about Ray. Meanwhile, Ray is way too invested in the tournament. After Luke drops a hammer about the looming Namibian water crisis and its impact on South African trade, Ray high-fives DADS like it's Game 7 of the World Series.

Louise offers Luke a hug and he shakes her hand. He's aces at Public Speaking, but still working on Private Speaking. POST DEBATE: Louise invites Luke to a party she's having that night. Gulp.

17

Is the Bowtie Too Much?

Luke gets ready for his first party with Ray and Erin helping. He affixes a clip-on bowtie.

LUKE
Hey Siri: Present an ethical debate both "Pro" and "Con" about flirting with a twelve-year-old girl who has invited you over to her house.
SIRI
I'm sorry, I can't help with that because it is illegal to flirt with 12-year-old girls.
LUKE
See? Debate settled.
ERIN
Honey the phone lady thinks you're an adult pedophile.
RAY
Luke, you wanna know the secret to getting a girl's attention?
LUKE
(begrudgingly) Jack Black was texting me that you might know a thing or two...

Off Erin's look… What??

RAY
Here it is pal. The honest-to-god-truth… I don't have a clue what women want, what they find attractive, or what the hell they're thinking.
ERIN
Nobody knows. Especially us.

Luke is relieved that he's not the only confused man in the world. Erin is endeared by Ray's sincerity.

RAY
What I can tell you is this: life is like a high school party. If you have fun, people come to you.
ERIN
Just be yourself, hun.
LUKE
That's the hardest thing in the world to be.
ERIN
Why?
LUKE
I'm scared she won't like me!
ERIN
Everything worth doing is on the other side of scared.

Ray sees again the woman who inspired him to come here. HONK HONK. Luke's ride is here.

LUKE
Is the bowtie too much?
RAY
I think it's you, man.
18

Blueprints & Wonderwall

Ray eyes his phone – he's missed hundreds of calls and texts. Gwen is LIVID. He's supposed to be at The Garden and he's fucking missing it. He turns off his phone. He smiles at Erin and mentions that "the fellas are having a party later."

ERIN
The fellas?
RAY
Flip-Flop, The Bicycle King, The Crépe-ist, Wheelchair, Nitro Puppy, and Roger.

Erin tells Ray she's too anxious about Luke to go to a party. Ray explains that's exactly why they should go. It'll get her mind off Luke. Plus, Ray hasn't been to a normal house party in decades.

Erin begrudgingly agrees to go but WAITS til they're at the doorstep of the house party to explain in rapid-fire:

1. Her ex-husband is here.

2. He's obsessed with Ray's music.

3. He Blueprinted* her at a party in high school. To be honest, it ruined Ray's music for her.

4. To be even more honest, that's probably why she fucked Ray, to get back at him.

5. And to be maximum honest, it's why she had no intention of ever seeing Ray again.

*NOTE: "Blueprinting" is when a guy sits a girl down and serenades her without consent by playing Ray's hit song Blueprints. See Also: Wonderwall by Oasis and the equivalent: "Getting Wonderwalled."

RAY
Wait, wh–

The door swings open.

ERIN
Heyyyyy!
19

A Non-Celebrity, Normal People House Party for Once

Erin's friends play it cool with Ray as best they can, with varying degrees of success. Ray asks Erin which guy is her ex, she points out Ted.

RAY
Flip-Flop is your ex-husband?

LATER: Ray with the GUYS. Erin with the GALS.

Erin brushes off their excitement, he's only in town a few days.

Nitro Puppy asks Ray to rank all the celebrities he's seen naked. Ray disappoints them by exclusively ranking men: "Number one with a bullet: Conan O'Brien. Number 2: Henry Cavill. Uhh who else, I play tennis with Morgan Freeman and he never wears underwear."

Ted presses Ray to play something later on the Baby Grand.

TED
Blueprints got me laid so many times.

LATER: Erin gets some beers from the fridge. Ted tries to strike up conversation.

TED
So you and Ray Knox. Wow. Having fun?
ERIN
Mhmmm.
TED
Ray freaking Knox. That's a helluva get-back-at-Ted rebound huh? I'm happy for you. Suchin and I are having fun too.
ERIN
I'm aware.
TED
Fun isn't everything though. When you share a kid.

Ray clocks this conversation, but can't hear it.

Erin blows Ted off and heads to the backyard where Ray was watching. Erin remembers she bummed a cigarette off the dog-guy. Fuck yes. She and Ray share a cheeky smoke. She exhales into his mouth. As close to kissing as you can come. The foreplay sizzles.

RAY
I wonder how Luke's doing.
ERIN
I'm off the clock. I'm not a Mom. I have no kids. I'm a hot, mysterious woman smoking a cigarette. My name is Persephone and my dad's the only cop in a hundred miles. And he's on the take.
RAY
Okay, alright, okay... And I'm Ernie Grunfeld, accountant at Johnson, Andrews, and Grunfeld. It's my brother's firm. And he's makin' me work alllll weekend.
ERIN
Sounds like Ernie needs to let off some steam.

Ray puts the cigarette out on his tongue. Flicks it.

RAY
Maybe after tax season, sweetheart.

Erin has the weirdest lady-boner of her life.

LATER: Everyone stands around Ray, seated at a Roland Baby Grand. Ray feigns humility. But he lives for this shit. As he noodles on the piano,

TED
Play Blueprints! Woo! Yeah!

Ray pirouettes into a lil' storytime about the song Blueprints...

RAY
I've kinda lost ownership of that song. It belongs to 14 year olds who just got their first guitar and are about to get their first handjob. Which to be fair, is when and why I wrote that song. You hear a lot of stories about the guy at the party with the guitar playing Blueprints. Acoustically ambushing unsuspecting women on the couch or around a bonfire or at her best friend Claire's homecoming party in 2002 in her brother Jason's basement bedroom.

Ted realizes this is aimed at him. He tries to laugh off his embarrassment. He squeezes his arm around Suchin.

RAY (CONT)
That's stealing. Those are my hard earned handjobs and that offends me so much more deeply than illegally downloading my music. Same thing happened to Oasis with Wonderwall. That song isn't even a love song! Noel told me he wrote it while sitting on a big wall. Even he doesn't know what it means.

He takes a moment and laughs to himself and looks at Erin.

RAY
"Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball." It doesn't mean shit. But who cares. It makes you feel a certain way. So… you know what, I'm sorry I'm not gonna play Blueprints. I just can't do it to you. No one likes the guy at the party playing Wonderwall. What they want– what they really, really, really want… is a zig-a-zig-ah.

Erin and her friends freak out as Ray kicks into a piano ballad cover of Spice Girls' Wannabe.

AFTER THE PARTY: Drunk Erin and Ray wait outside for their cab. The same New York Cab that drove Ray to Camden pulls up.

RAY
Vinny? You're still here?
VINNY
Ray! Buddy! Yeah, you know people are real friendly up here. Figured I'd stay a while.

Vinny grabs a hot dog from his glove compartment and drives them home. Erin and Ray have a sweet moment in the back of the cab that is swiftly interrupted by the Jimmy Fallon/Ray Knox clip from EARLIER.

20

Upstairs In 5

Ray shakes a cocktail mixer. Mid-sentence, spontaneously yet inevitably, Erin kisses him. Deeply. Softly.

She tells him to finish making the drinks and to meet her upstairs in 5 minutes.

Ray is pouring the drinks when Luke enters, distraught.

CUT TO ERIN: She's getting herself dolled up, then waiting… waiting… waiting… where the fuck is he? She sneaks to the stairs, then hears them. She sits halfway down the stairs and eavesdrops:

We learn Luke was rejected at the party. He did exactly what Ray said, but he had a little too much fun:

Scene animation
LUKE
I jumped off the roof into the pool…
RAY
Sounds awesome.
LUKE
...and my bathing suit flew off and everyone saw my junk and the pool wasn't even heated. And then I got outta the pool and threw up because I bellyflopped so hard. And Scott Satterfield started a chant and now everyone calls me Puke instead of Luke. It doesn't even rhyme!
RAY
Kinda rhymes…

Ray offers Luke a beer. We see Erin's silent wtf reaction. Luke politely declines.

LUKE
…and then I asked her out.
RAY
And THEN you asked her out?!

Luke collapses on the massage chair, defeated.

LUKE
I wish I could go back in time and never talk to her.
RAY
Shit man. I get it. When I was your age, I had a stutter. Zero friends. No girl would ever talk to me. I had stage fright so bad I wouldn't even play for my dog. So I created this persona: "Ray Knox." Real name's Larry.
LUKE
…Larry?
RAY
"Lazy Lips Larry." And I told myself every time I got on stage, I wasn't him. I was Ray Knox. And it protected me. Like a shield. And it worked. It worked so well that I kept that shield up off stage too. Arm's length from everything in the world that could hurt me. Anything that made me uncomfortable. And eventually I forgot how to put the shield down. After a while, I forgot I was even holding it. And I promise you, if I could go back in time. I'd tell that kid to let it all in. Even if it meant giving up everything "Ray Knox" ever did.

Ray sits down next to Luke, both humming in side by side massage chairs.

RAY (CONT)
Don't close off to the world, open up. Let it scrape your soul raw and write with what's left. Opening yourself to someone means giving them the power to hurt you. But that's the handshake. It's a raw deal. And when you step out your front door, understand that the fulfillment of life depends on exactly that. All the good and joy and thrill of it, but also all the disappointment, hurt, and heartache of it– and all of that, together, is what makes it worthwhile.

We see Erin wipe a tear and smile.

RAY
So let's make a deal. You be Puke. I'll be Lazy Lips. And when you're scared, you can trust that Lazy Lips is out there, somewhere, just as scared, looking for that girl with the courage to put her shield down.
LUKE
Deal.

They fist bump.

LUKE
But man, I really wish she didn't have to see my cold wiener.
RAY
Yeah, that's a toughie.

After their talk Luke heads upstairs to crash. Erin scrambles back to her room to not be seen.

21

For The First Time (Again)

Ray enters with Spritzes and covers for Luke with a fake excuse:

RAY
Sorry, I just could not find your Aperol. Of course, it was right there on the counter—

Erin cuts him off with a kiss and they fall into bed.

22

Everything Breaks

In the morning, Ray watches her sleep for a moment. He sits up. It's early. Like really early. Morning sunlight reaches across the water. Through a purple cloud. The last autumn leaf falls. He stares back, then at Erin – is the little life he's been looking for?

Erin stirs awake. They both feel that this is more than they ever expected. Erin slips into the shower. As the door closes, we see she's giddy with love - hoping he feels the same.

The doorbell rings, Ray answers. It's Ted. There to pick up Luke for the week. He tries to pressure Ray to leave town. Ray pushes back.

RAY
I was thinking about sticking around for a while. I like it here.

But then, Ted plays a voicemail from Erin (one an astute viewer would recognize as the message she left after sleeping with Ray in our opener.) He intentionally misleads Ray to believe Erin left him the message last night, after the party. Ray wonders if perhaps she left it when he was downstairs talking to Luke.

ERIN VOICEMAIL
"Hey it's me… Ray Knox was fun, but I've been thinking about what you said. And I think I'm ready to talk. We need to do what's best for Luke."

Ted emphasizes that Erin was just having her fun with Ray, just like he's having his fun with Suchin:

TED
You're the dude equivalent of a teenage Thai massage artist, pal. And I'm the real original…
RAY
I thought Suchin was a flight attendant.
TED
Point is: I'm the love of Erin's life. You're just a fun story to tell her girlfriends. I should be thanking you. Showing up here reminded me of everything I was missing. And I think you reminded her too. You heard her yourself, it's time to do what's best for Luke. And I think we both know what that is.

Ted's tone is pleasure soaked in acid.

Luke runs up, passes Ray, and hugs his dad.

TED
Hey champ! Ready to pickle a ball around?

Erin gets out of the shower. Ray is packing his bag. Ray's wall is up higher than it's ever been. He says this was a mistake. He's leaving to "do what's best for Luke."

RAY
We both know why this was never gonna work. We had fun. But you want a family life. A normal life. A little life. And I can't give you that. What you want, Erin… is what's best for Luke. And that's not me.

He walks out leaving Erin devastated, blindsided.

23

Lyin In Bed, Like Brian Wilson Did

Lyin In Bed, Like Brian Wilson Did

SERIES OF SHOTS: ERIN & RAY LOWPOINTS

WITH ERIN AT WORK: She looks back thinking their connection was all a lie. She was just a fling to Ray. Her co-workers try to comfort her in the worst way possible. Claire tries to spin it positive.

CLAIRE
This is kind of a great thing. You fucked a rockstar for 3 days. And Ted knows it. Mission accomplished. The only person I've fucked this decade is my husband and he's an alcoholic who hates taking out the trash.
ERIN
He used me. To get his flame back. For some song he won't even mean.

AT GWEN'S BROOKLYN TOWNHOUSE WITH RAY:

He's crashing at his sister's house. Snoring with a half-empty beer can. He looks like Fat Thor.

Gwen notices Ray has been reading his "autobiography" he promoted on Fallon. She picks up the book.

GWEN
Seriously?
RAY
There's a lot of interesting stuff in here. Mark did good.
GWEN
You know how I'm always saying there's a lot of people who have it way worse than you?
RAY
Yeah, so?
GWEN
I think I'm starting to change my mind on that. You're a god damn disaster. You haven't been outside in a week. You can't live like this.
RAY
Sure I can. I got UberEats. I got porn on my phone, Instacart does liquor now. Brian Wilson never woulda got outta bed if he had it as good as me.

Ray finds a beer can under his pillow and cracks it. Gwen tells him it's been months and she can't be his sister and manager anymore. And says that she's just going to be his sister now. And as a sister, she's worried about him. She makes him promise to do something today. Even if it's just one load of laundry, or just brushing his teeth. Or playing 2 fucking notes on his guitar.

GWEN
You can stay, but no more fuckin' zero days. Do any-thing. Any one single-thing. Every day.

Ray sets his beer down, stirred. He'll do laundry, but he draws the line at folding.

OVER THE REST OF THE MONTAGE: We finally hear Ray's song Blueprints...

WITH ERIN IN CAMDEN:

Erin, Ted and Luke at a family dinner. It's nice. Weirdly nice. Erin sees Luke happy within their family. This is good for Luke. Even if it's not for Erin. But that's the sacrifice parents have to make sometimes.

WITH RAY:

Gwen and Ray talk about his time in Camden with Erin.

RAY
It's been so long since I've had my heart broken.
GWEN
Guess you've found something to write about.

WITH LUKE:

Ted and Luke in the jacuzzi, tossing raisinettes into each other's mouths. Luke catches Erin looking out the kitchen window. She smiles at him. He can sense his Mom's sadness despite her facade.

WITH RAY:

Ray locked in, figuring out chords, crossing out lyrics and rewriting them. Gwen brings him a mug of tea.

Gwen tells Ray they locked in a make-up date on his cancelled show at MSG. His team has announced the show on social media and we see a flurry of excitement (but even more criticism.)

Secretly, Gwen calls The Inn in Camden and talks to Rish, who helps her get a backstage pass and a note to Erin.

LATER WITH ERIN:

She gets the tickets and hides them from Ted.

24

Luke's Speech and Debate State Finals

Before going on stage, Erin tries to give Luke a pump up speech. Luke turns the tables and instead pumps up his mom. "I'm fine, I know I'm fine." He then tells his mom that he's noticed she isn't happy. And if Ray is gonna make her happy, she needs to get him back. He'll be okay. Erin says she's focused on doing what's best for Luke.

LUKE
The best thing you can do for me is make yourself happy. I don't want a sad mom, it sucks. It's exhausting.
ERIN
(laughing) Okay, I get it.

LATER DURING THE TOURNAMENT: The theme and lesson of Luke's speech is centered on a piece of advice from Ray. Erin shakes her head.

WITH TED AND ERIN IN THE CROWD:

TED (to Erin)
I can't believe you ever let that asshole around our kid.

Luke wins the tournament. We mirror the moment from earlier when Louise tried to hug him. Except this time Luke embraces her back. She kisses him on the cheek and runs away. Luke lights up. Erin sees a confidence in her son she couldn't have imagined.

TED (CONT)
I'm just glad he accepted that the most important thing is doing what's right for Luke. And that's me and you.

This sits with Erin. She realizes that Ted must have spoken to Ray that morning. That he convinced Ray to run off. Ted admits he played the voicemail for him, but that he did it for the right reasons, for their family. Erin is livid. She looks to Luke. He smiles at her, holds up the trophy and turns back to Louise.

Erin EXITS, leaving Ted alone.

OUTSIDE: Erin calls an Uber. It's Vinny. She hops in:

ERIN
Madison Square Garden. Fast.
25

Madison Square Garden

We land on stage with Ray as he finishes Blueprints.

The roar of 20,000 fans swells beyond the walls as Ray exits the stage. Sweaty, spent, gave it his all. Gwen gives him a hug.

CROWD (O.S.)
One more song! One more song!

Ray takes a long breath. The house lights dim. He looks at Gwen. Nods, and steps out into the light.

26

The Last Song

Erin finally arrives just after Ray strode onto stage — breathless, wide-eyed, late as fuck, but she made it. She stands beside Gwen backstage.

GWEN
You must be Persephone.
ERIN
Thanks for the ticket.

Ray starts to play. He looks stage-left and spots Erin. He's stunned to see her. The crowd pulls him back. Over the opening chords:

RAY (into mic)
When we're young people ask us: "what do you want to be in life." We're taught to answer with one thing. I want to be a doctor, or an astronaut, or a rock star. We're molded to chase one dream. To climb that mountain and plant our flag at the top. To set one incredible goal in life and commit 110% of ourselves to it. And I'm here to tell you, don't. Don't do one thing. Especially not your job. Give like 30% of yourself to your job - at most. Do every thing. We get one shot at life. One shot to walk through this world. One shot to be happy. Pour yourself into the people that pour themselves back into you… So this is the last song I'm ever gonna play for you.

Shouts and murmurs from the crowd as they realize what's happening.

RAY (CONT)
I know, I know. But if you take anything from tonight, it's this: Life's a garden not a road. We enter and exit through the same gate. It matters less where you go than what you notice. And who you're with.

The crowd is silent — the good kind of silent. He kicks into his final song: It's "White House With A Green Door." Soft, simple, raw. The kind of song you'd swear you've always known but can't place.

Lyrics (partial):

I had a map that led to nowhere,
Till I threw it on the floor.
Found a road that ends in laughter,
And a little white house with a green door.

I don't need lights, I don't need praise,
Just a voice that knows my name.
If art's what's left when fame decays,
Then love's the part that stays the same.

Ray finishes the last chorus. Lets it hang. He strides, now sprints off-stage and kisses Erin.

FADE TO BLACK. THEN:

27

Little White House with a Green Door

Erin wakes up. Puts on her robe. Heads downstairs. Luke is watching cartoons. Ray is making breakfast. Hands her a cup of coffee and she sits down next to Luke – bliss.

There's a Christmas tree up and snow outside. A warm fire crackles. Ray picks up his guitar and sits on the other side of Luke.

ERIN
Oh god, you're not gonna Blueprint us are you?
RAY
Of course not.

He launches into Wonderwall. Erin hops off the couch and runs upstairs as Ray chases her.

The camera drifts back through the open doorway — the green door — as laughter echoes inside. The sound of seagulls. A breeze through the pine trees as we Wonderwall the audience over the credits.